More Canine Quotations

More Canine Quotations

"There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a
truly faithful dog."
-- Konrad Lorenz (1903-1989) Mathematician and meteorologist.

"In order to keep a true perspective on one's importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore
him."
--Dereke Bruce

"I have found that when you are deeply troubled there are things you
get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get
from no other source."
--Doris Day, Actress

"About dogs.... They never talk about themselves but listen to you
while you talk about yourself and keep up an appearance of being
interested in the conversation."
-- Jerome Jerome (1859-1927), Humorist and writer

"If you don't give your dog a job, he will become self-employed"
-- Unknown

"May the wind always be at your back, and a Kerry on the end of your
lead."
-- Irish blessing

"Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things."
-- Unknown

"A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog."
-- Chas Doran

"If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
somebody else's dog around."
-- Anonymous

"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his
water bowl."
-- Penny Ward Moser

"The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage."
-- Danish Proverb

"The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or
fight its enemies is lunch."
-- Michael Friedman

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all
night wondering if there really is a Dog?"
-- Unknown

"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and
give the wrong answers."
-- Unknown

"Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and
your dog would go in."
-- Mark Twain